Uncle Theory and the Human Body

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Uncle Theory decides the body is simply an idea, a reflection of a hand in a puddle. He imagines there’s a human body inside every snowflake.  

After his morning exercises he imagines two bodies inside every snowflake. Even old Uncle Theory likes naturalistic pornography. 

He lights a cigarette in his imagination as the first snow falls. “Now,” he thinks, “It’s time to write that textbook.”