How to Talk Republican

See Jonathan Bines hilarious post over at Huff Post Comedy:

 

"Talking to a Republican can be frustrating. Often, it seems like they are speaking an entirely different language — and in many cases, they are! For this reason, in the hopes of facilitating cross-party dialogue and mutual understanding, I have compiled what I believe to be the first comprehensive Republican-to-English dictionary, featuring words commonly used by Republicans, and their English translations, alphabetized for your convenience:"

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jonathan-bines/republican-dictionary_b_1028841.html?utm_source=Triggermail&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Daily%20Brief&utm_campaign=daily_brief

Bloomy with his Foot in Mouth

Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s wheelchair problem (see below) does not surprise me in the least. Common place minds will flaunt bravely their middling ideas. Bloomberg is just such a man: knowing little about disability, probably knowing nothing about mobility access, he’s free to scorn the evident rights of wheelchair users to have full access to NY taxis. We at POTB are apalled by the mayor’s callow and heartless remarks.

 

SK

from Christoph: Please Vote: Offensive remarks won't make accessible transportation a reality

Please see the email from Christopher Keller below and follow the link to register your support for accessible cabs in New York City. Shame on Michael Bloomberg!

SK

Sent from my iPhone

Begin forwarded message:

From: Christoph Keller <stieglitz101@gmail.com>
Date: October 24, 2011 10:09:43 PM EDT
To: <stieglitz101@gmail.com>
Subject: from Christoph: Please Vote: Offensive remarks won't make accessible transportation a reality

Dear Friends,

Something outrageous is going in the City of New York – and I hope it doesn't only concern "people in wheelchairs." Please read the below email, go to the Daily News article and VOTE (you'll find the survey a third down in the DN article – and it's only
ONE question).

I have to say the Mayor's remarks shook me to the core.

Please pass it on. 

all best,

Christoph

Dear Friend,

New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg has recently made incredibly offensive remarks directed at wheelchair users who want greater access to the City’s yellow taxi fleet.

Bloomberg stated that “it’s too dangerous” for wheelchair users to hail a cab in NYC and that most drivers would “pretend they didn’t see them”. He also said wheelchair users “sit too far from the driver to establish a dialogue” and therefore
“they would not tip well”.

It’s time to call out the offensive remarks of Bloomberg by showing your support for a fully-accessible NYC taxi fleet. Sadly, only 231 of the City’s 13,000 taxis are accessible to wheelchair users. The New York Daily News is taking an online
poll regarding the desirability of accessible taxis.

Click Here To Take The Survey

United Spinal has advocated for accessible taxis in NYC for many years. But this fight reaches far beyond the City's front lines. If NYC creates an equitable system of accessible public transportation then other cities both small and large
will follow.

You need not be a City resident to take the survey as it affects our entire community. So please let your voice be heard by taking this important survey that only takes a few seconds to complete.

Regards and thanks for your support,

Ziggi Landsman
VP of Online Relations
United Spinal Association
zlandsman@unitedspinal.org

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Social Construction

Robot Ninja

 

By Andrea Scarpino

 

“Whoa, look at that leg,” the boy at the airport said. He was watching a man with a prosthetic leg walk to the gate to board his plane. The boy’s eyes were wide and his voice full of awe.

“That man has a robot leg,” he said to his father. “I’ve never seen that before. That is so cool.” The father looked as well, said, “Yeah, that is really cool.”

And in that moment, I understood more fully than I ever have before that disability is a social construct. Because for that boy, there was nothing “wrong” with a prosthetic leg—or with someone who needs to use one. I’m pretty sure the word “disabled” didn’t enter his mind. He saw a robot—and he thought that robot was worthy of awe.

That’s something I think a lot of people don’t understand about disability. That we define it, both individually and as a society. We choose its parameters. We choose what “counts” as disability. And we can choose to shift our definitions at any time, to see them through different lenses. We can choose to understand a prosthetic leg as a limitation and/or as a cool robot.

Last week, I sat half asleep in faculty meeting when my university’s ADA coordinator gave a presentation about complying with ADA regulations. I perked up immediately—and immediately felt my heart race. ADA compliance was framed as something faculty needs to do so that pesky students with disabilities don’t sue us. Indeed, the presentation began with a story of a student who had sued a university for appropriate accommodations—and won. The longer I listened, the more irate I became.

Because accommodation shouldn’t be presented as a financial drain or “going out of our way” for the squeaky wheel. It is a matter of social justice, of valuing every person for who she is, for listening to every person’s needs and working our hardest to meet them. In a way, it’s a type of consensus decision making, of not just allowing every person’s participation in the system, but encouraging it. Of being clear that we all benefit from the inclusion of people unlike us. 

So, with the provost in the room, with the university president in the room, I raised my hand. And I tried very hard to control my voice as I spoke. But I was angry and that was pretty clear. The next day, the provost told me I had rattled our ADA coordinator—I think he used the word “intimidated.” And I guess I’m sorry about that—she was just trying to do her job. And she doesn’t have a background in disability or Disability Studies, I’ve since learned.

So I guess I’ll reach out to her this week. I guess I’ll try to help her understand my anger. I guess I’ll try to be clearer about how disability—like gender, like race—is socially constructed. About what that really means. About the boy in the airport, how he didn’t see a prosthetic leg as a problem, a potential lawsuit, a potential financial burden. As something to be “fixed” or ignored, swept out of sight. How he just saw it as really cool. A “robot leg” he called it. And he said it with awe, with admiration. 

 

Andrea Scarpino is a poet and essayist and a frequent contributor to POTB. Check her out at:

www.andreascarpino.com

Disability and the Winter Cricket

Cricket

 

I felt the lurch and halt of his song, end of summer. He was beautiful like the crack in a window, but unseen. I think he was in my basement. Imagining his mood is a human attribute–the cricket is sad or lonely, understands dying, or, joyously goes about his business. He is my cricket with his loose abandonment. He is persistence. 

He knows something about the shadows of forests immeasurably older than human beings. In every century he has been broken. Listen to his legs, like the seething sound in a shell. 

 

SK 

 

Love on the Farm: Another Crip Poet

D.H. Lawrence

 

This morning I find myself in the mood for D.H. Lawrence. His poems. 

 

What large, dark hands are those at the window

Grasping in the golden light

Which weaves its way through the evening wind

     At my heart’s delight?

 

Ah, only the leaves! But in the west

I see a redness suddenly come

Into the evening’s anxious breast–

    ‘Tis the wound of love goes home!

 

From “Love on the Farm”

 

I love the pre-Raphaelite moodiness of Lawrence, and his vaguely gnostic sentimentality. He had a serious disability (tuberculosis) and lived his moments riding on the back of the black, stuttering heart. That he was a poet of autumn is undeniable, until you factor in he was a poet of winter, spring, and summer.  He wrote too many poems. Most are no good at all. But Kenneth Rexroth collected the best of them in a “selected” poems which you still can find in your old civic library if you’re lucky.  

 

The Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions is considering the Elementary and Secondary Education Act (ESEA), which provides funding for public schools nationwide.

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Crossing October River

 

Autumn is in full bore and the leaves are coming down. I traveled yesterday and said to a friend that I must be crazy because I love the darkness of rain in the fall. I think it must be some atavistic cultural memory, something from my peasant history. I take care of my ox in the growing rain. I sing to my dog. So what the winter is coming? I have my animals. Meanwhile, in the heavens, the moon is preparing for snow. The wild geese fly against the wind.  

The poet Theodore Roethke once wrote: “What’s winter for? To remember love…” I think autumn is to remember the rightness of being alive, it’s proper proportions. Rain at the windows and the willow tree swaying are a marvel. We bring the last of the flowers inside and arrange them. We take care of the imaginary ox in the barn. We worry in a small way about the crickets. Dark night, the clouds black as the roads and in the morning the catalpa tree hangs its heavy head. Strange to say I feel good. Come spring no one will recognize me.

 

S.K.