If you do not post a post about your anniversary before your spouse you are, well, a louse. Of excuses I have none. Did I forget it was my anniversary? No. Did I think the matter unimportant? Decidedly not. Am I a low down, un-uxorious varmint? Decidedly.
Now what’s to be done? First, crawl ever so stealthily from the canine shanty and cook her breakfast.
It’s a good thing we’re still in love. Imagine the omelet otherwise.
S.K.
Planet of the Blind 
Aw, Steve. We were just kidding. You know we all thought “Channel Surfing” was your poetic gift to Connie.
“fungal toe!” was the tip-off.
lol.
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