Now that he’s out of retirement the “Landshark” of ’70’s era TV fame has been busy. Besides eating suburban poodles and stray cats and advising local school boards and Sunday schools on how to mistreat children–besides these usual pursuits the Landshark has now decided to join Karl Rove as a phony news analyst on Fox.
“Its time to do Satan’s work,” the shark said in a phone interview with Planet of the Blind. “Nowadays its not enough to hang out under the Tree of Knowledge, you have to give up on knowledge and just go where the preternaturally uninformed spend their time. For me the answer is simple: just appear on Fox. Those people haven’t told the truth about anything for a decade and they’re sufficiently mean for my ilk.”
The sharks spokesperson who resembles Bill the Cat said that no one should be confused about the shark’s appearance on TV alongside Karl Rove: “He’ll still be off camera behind a door, he’ll just be his usual charming liminal lying self.”
S.K.
Planet of the Blind 
I have been watching Fox News for at least 10 years and have yet to hear a lie. I give CNN and MSNBC equal time and can hardly believe the bias–especially on MSNBC.
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Pictures Karl Rove turning to the dictionary to look up “liminal.”
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