Droid?

 

Some questions, early morning:

 

Will your mobile phone assure that you’ll be better at dealing with life’s ironies?

“Look! They only have a third of the lifeboats necessary!”

“No problem. My Droid is acquainted with the night!”

Will your mobile phone provide you with a moral center when life’s ironies make finding your morality a bit tricky?

“No! My Droid sez we shouldn’t bomb children and call it collateral damage!” 

 

Etc.

 

S.K.