Disability or TV Theme Song?

Our friend L.B. has reminded us of the old TV jungle for "Slinky"–remember? ""For fun it's a heckuva toy…"

Every time I'm denied access to a restaurant because of my guide dog I'm going to sing the slinky theme song, really loud. Or the Oscar Meyer weiner song–maybe the theme song from "Green Acres". I mean why bother with the law? It's easier to perform the happy lacuna of unconsciousness. 

One could also recite some of Leonard Nimoy's poetry.

S.K. 

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