Winnie the Pooh as an Old Bear

 

In a few moments now I shall go and shave my old face. What’s a bear to do?

I shall pack my little lunch (honey comb) for my upcoming day–I’m a greeterat Honey-Mart. “Hello, welcome to Honey-Mart,” I’ll say, as Christopher Robin comes in with his walker and Piglet with his electric scooter. We strive to remain cheerful here in the corporate woods. 

 

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Author: stevekuusisto

Poet, Essayist, Blogger, Journalist, Memoirist, Disability Rights Advocate, Public Speaker, Professor, Syracuse University

0 thoughts on “Winnie the Pooh as an Old Bear”

  1. I still think Pooh will be saying, “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?””

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  2. Good strategy, SK, Pooh is beloved and I don’t think that anyone’s ever taken a pot-shot at him. And Kermit’s biggest problem is one of actual over-adoration in the form of a plump, pink pig — fictional animals may be the ticket we’re all looking with regards to our need for social acceptance.

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