Yep. You're unconscious is finally starting to act up. It's full. One of its archetypes spoke to me recently:
"After "Guernica" we were feeling stuffed," said Ilpo Aho, a diminutive, elfin Finn who has been speaking for the subconscious since the formation of the continents. "Then came Stalin, Hitler, and Ozzie and Harriet–we were getting hammered I tell you."
Aho says that while everyone is properly worried about global warming they should also be worried about the bloating of the universal unconscious.
"There's no place to stuff the lies anymore," he says. "That means you can lie without guilt. Just look at Michele Bachmann for God's sake! And don't even get me started on Newt Gingrich!"
"Do Democrats also tell guiltless lies?" I asked him.
"They've just discovered they can do it," Aho says, then adds, "Obama will shortly be telling you that smog is perfectly good for you."
Planet of the Blind 