How to Talk Republican

See Jonathan Bines hilarious post over at Huff Post Comedy:

 

"Talking to a Republican can be frustrating. Often, it seems like they are speaking an entirely different language — and in many cases, they are! For this reason, in the hopes of facilitating cross-party dialogue and mutual understanding, I have compiled what I believe to be the first comprehensive Republican-to-English dictionary, featuring words commonly used by Republicans, and their English translations, alphabetized for your convenience:"

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jonathan-bines/republican-dictionary_b_1028841.html?utm_source=Triggermail&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Daily%20Brief&utm_campaign=daily_brief