Tim Tebow: Higgs Boson’s Quarterback

News Flash: Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva have discovered a data "spike" at the mass of 125 Gigaelectronvolts, a phenomenon which profoundly resembles the bone density of NFL player Tim Tebow. “It’s too early to say we’ve found the Tebow particle,” said team leader Magnus Kraper, who added: “we think we will find it late in the fourth quarter.”

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