The Titanic keeps sinking and sinking
And Uncle history thinks he knows why
But he’ll never tell
Its enough
That the story
Is never done
It keeps him youthful
Though he remembers
The world’s first shipwreck
The papyrus was soggy
But he’s young at heart
There was a Victrola
On the doomed ship
But only one record:
Tarantella Sincera
A comic song
To be sure
Planet of the Blind 