Uncle History says:
Let’s all run out and buy cheap TVs
So we can watch the world end
They’re going to cancel your favorite show
The one about lakes and dogs
Look at the clarity of the picture
Look at that picture
You better hurry
The store is closing
Pay no attention to the elderly
Who’ve fallen in the parking lot
Ignore the children crying in shopping carts
The cheap tv sale won’t last long
And just think—
Even it you don’t get one
You were in the store
The bloody dark monolith
Of end times
Planet of the Blind 