Uncle History is sick of American smiles
Those smiles perfected by the Kennedys
But which were crafted by FDR
Who had to grin his way
From paralysis to hope
“Happy Days are Here Again”
Yes, the American smile
Has a song
Yes a smile
Will make a man
Or woman
“C’mon Swamp Boy
Turn that frown upside down!”
Americans
Are like tarantulas on fire
But they’re desperate
For straighter and whiter teeth
Planet of the Blind 