Flat World Blues

What if the world was flat? Forget Columbus for a minute. Certainly you should forget Magellan.

In the flat world gravity would have a different effect so the people and animals and "things" would also have to be two dimensional. In effect, everyone would be like an upright, walking stingray. Or one of those card board cut out Bill Clinton or George W. Bush figurines that the tourist photographers always seem to have in plentiful supply in Washington, DC.

The flat world would have lots of problems: there wouldn’t be any airplanes and people would have to get around on the backs of flat donkeys.

Of course everybody in the flat world would be nostalgic for the 3D earth except for American school children who wouldn’t be affected. The blackboard would be the same. The teachers would still be there.

Since flat people can only move sideways Congress wouldn’t be affected.

Wars would be much harder to fight. Soldiers would have to throw razor blade Frisbees like that guy in the old James Bond film. And of course because people could only move sideways, throwing the Frisbee would be a matter of "blind luck".

As a creative writing teacher I sometimes tell my students that too much imagination can hurt a human being. In general we tend to opine that there isn’t enough imagination in our world.

But human imagination is often perilous. There are lots of bad ideas in the imagination’s house of horrors including eugenics, slavery, child labor, and the assembly line.

I’m no socialist. Don’t take me the wrong way. A flat world would likely have its own social inequities. In a flat world the really thin people would be the most powerful ones because they could get around faster. And there would be no incentive to develop your soul. (The soul is round according to all the world’s religions.)

There wouldn’t be any music in a flat world. If you need proof, Joseph Stalin’s favorite record was a 78 rpm recording of wolves.

Now I need more "roundness". I need to put my hands on a sculpture by Brancusi. I need to clutch a chestnut in my hand.

Stay balanced, my friends, stay balanced.

(Balance, by the way, is a requirement in both the flat world and in the round one.)

S.K.

Disability Blog Carnival # 24 Marks 1st Anniversary!

Penny L. Richards started the Disability Blog Carnival one year ago and this month celebrates the occasion  at her place, Disability Studies, Temple U.  Congratulations_2

We would like to take this opportunity to congratulate her for all her continuing hard work and dedication to this "community" of bloggers.  Bravo, Penny.  Bravo!  We thank you for the memories!

And now, without further ado…Welcome to the first anniversary edition of the Disability Blog Carnival!

Cross-posted at [with]tv


Clipart above shows blue and yellow confetti across which is the word "Congratulations!" spelled out in red letters.

Grammar on White Cane Safety Day

Today is "White Cane Safety Day" and the President of the United States has issued the following proclamation.

We do want to take a moment to reflect on the extraordinary achievements of our nation’s blind citizens and to remind Washington that 17 years after the adoption of the Americans with Disabilities Act, it is estimated that 70 per cent of the blind remain unemployed in the United States. I applaud President Bush for his proclamation, though as an English professor I can’t resist pointing out that the opening sentence has a subject-predicate agreement problem.

 

S.K.

Today is White Cane Safety Day

White Cane Safety Day, 2007: Proclamation by the President of the United States

Our country upholds the value of every person, and all Americans deserve an opportunity to realize the American dream. Many citizens who are blind or visually impaired use white canes to achieve greater independence and increase mobility and productivity. On White Cane Safety Day, we celebrate the symbolism of the white cane, and we underscore our dedication to ensuring more individuals have the ability to lead active lives and achieve their personal and professional goals.

My Administration is committed to helping Americans with disabilities live and work with greater freedom. Through the New Freedom Initiative, we are building on the progress of the Americans with Disabilities Act and helping our citizens who are blind or visually impaired gain greater access to the workplace, school, and community life. By working to tear down barriers, we are creating a society where all people are encouraged to reach their full potential and where the promise of our great Nation is accessible for everyone.

The Congress, by joint resolution (Public Law 88-628) approved on October 6, 1964, as amended, has designated October 15 of each year as "White Cane Safety Day."

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim October 15, 2007, as White Cane Safety Day. I call upon public officials, business leaders, educators, and all the people of the United States to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies, activities, and programs.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this

twelfth day of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand seven, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-second.

GEORGE W. BUSH

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Thank you, Scott Lissner, ADA Coordinator, The Ohio State University for bringing this to our attention.

The Wheelchair Runningback

Alright, I admit that I haven’t had enough coffee. Accordingly there are cobwebs in my belfry. But here’s the thing: I go to bed with a disability and when I wake up I still have it. And in turn this means that even in the half awake-half asleep intersection, the state that Edgar Alan Poe admired, I am still blind. I am blind when counting backwards by sevens. I’m blind when I watch the TV.

The experience of disability is invariably the “half-awake-half asleep” World view of Edgar Alan Poe: at once terrifying, revealing, darkly beautiful, unforeseen, foreseeable, sacred and profane, you name it. Disability defies our notion of stable space both in physical and metaphysical terms. Disability is the sore thumb of a saint: it reveals where culture must go if society will be just. And yes, people aren’t ready for it.

I remember being in a meeting some years ago with administrators whose job it was to provide services for the blind. The meeting had something to do with hum drum budgetary matters. I was the only blind person in the group. Everyone was talking about the legal battle between Casey Martin, a professional golfer who had sued the Professional Golfer’s Association over the right to use a golf cart during PGA sanctioned golf matches. Casey Martin won the right to use a motorized cart as a means of getting from one tee to another—a right that was eventually upheld by the U.S. Supreme Court. The justices agreed with Martin’s assertion that his disability didn’t prevent him from hitting a golf ball and they disagreed with the PGA’s assertion that allowing Casey Martin to ride from one spot to another would fundamentally alter the nature of the game. I agreed with the Supreme Court on that occasion and I was surprised by the evident distress of the other men in the meeting. They felt that allowing Casey Martin to ride in a golf cart from one fairway to another would radically destroy professional golf.

Continue reading “The Wheelchair Runningback”

"Pillow Angel" Ashley's Surgeon Commits Suicide

No matter what you think about the controversy and the ugly debate surrounding Ashley’s case, this is still stunning, tragic news…and very sad.

Doctor at center of stunting debate kills himself

Daniel Gunther helped parents of disabled girl keep her small
By Linda Dahlstrom
SEATTLE – The doctor at the center of a controversial procedure which stunted the growth of a severely disabled girl has committed suicide.

I woke this morning and read the terrible news that Dr. Daniel Gunther committed suicide on September 30.

There are no sufficient words for grief, and no words for the mystery of human suffering.  The goal of medicine and indeed, the wish behind all the arts and sciences is to advance the quality of life.  I choose to believe that Dr. Gunther stood for this very principle, despite the fact that I adamantly disagree with his decision to proceed with the "Ashley Treatment". 

I would also like to believe that the surgical procedure he performed on "Ashley" was, in his mind anyway,  conceived as a means of alleviating human suffering.  I believe that the surgical procedure was risky and that it was conducted in a most controversial manner, however, controversy can be good for social progress and disagreement is often productive in a free society.  That being said, I always feel that the death of someone, particularly by suicide, diminishes us all.  I grieve for his family and friends.

SK

Monica Moshenko Interviews Howard Renensland, Founder & CEO, [with]tv

Monica Moshenko, host of Disability News & Views Radio Show has interviewed [with]tv Founder and CEO, Howard Renensland.  On her website she introduced Howard by writing this:

Howard Renensland, Father, Advocate, Actor and CEO & Founder, [with]tv

[with]tv
is a start-up corporation devoted to providing television and Internet
programming of, by, and for people with disabilities. Driven by his own
experiences the past 22 years advocating for his own daughter Victoria,
Howard found the single most debilitating factor limiting people with
disabilities is not their disability, but their image in mainstream
media. There is no mainstream television channel in the world
addressing the needs of and targeting people with disabilities as
viewers, consumers and participants. Howard resolved to change that by
creating , an inclusive media outlet that defines all people by their
talents and the quality of their stories, rather than by disability; a
place where his daughter Victoria and everyone else can work in a
universally designed workplace with a welcoming, inclusive workforce –
with-tv is born. Listen to this compelling interview with Mr.
Renensland to learn more about with-tv and how you can get involved
now! http://www.with-tv.com Television of, by and for people with
disabilities…..and everyone else.

Mr.
Renensland, President and Founder of [with]tv, has been a professional
actor, writer, director, and teacher for thirty years. He is a member
of Screen Actors Guild, American Federation of Television and Radio
Artists, and Actors Equity Association. Mr. Renensland has appeared in
over 400 television commercials, numerous radio ads, and hundreds of
print ads as well.

LISTEN TO THIS!

Thank you, Monica!

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United Nations Launches New Website re: Rights of Persons with Disabilities

For Distribution:

From: Edoardo Bellando [mailto:bellando@un.org]
Sent: Monday, October 08, 2007 4:46 PM
Subject: Announcement: new Enable website – www.un.org/disabilities

Dear Friends,

We are pleased to inform you that the Secretariat for the Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities, at the United Nations Department of Economic and Social Affairs (DESA), has launched a new website. The website in English is complete, while the new website in Arabic, Chinese, French, Spanish, and Russian will be launched in early 2008.

We invite you to visit the new website, and encourage you to update all links to the Enable website from your own organizational websites.

Happy browsing!

Best regards,

Secretariat for the Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities
Please visit the UN Enable Website at:
http://www.un.org/disabilities

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[with]tv Needs YOU!

Dear Friends,

The future of accessible media is now in our hands.  Under the direction of Howard Renensland, Founder and CEO of [with]tv, a collaborative effort is currently in process to develop a mainstream media company, the mission of which will be to  broadcast accessible content of, by, and for people with disabilities…and everyone else.

Howard has assembled a management team consisting of experienced professionals from the entertainment, business and disability advocacy worlds.  Brought together by a common purpose and a shared vision – to unite people with disabilities and their families, friends, and communities – this team is working hard to build a strong foundation for a dynamic and very diverse community poised to move from an arena of charity to one of full economic participation via a mass media presence.

This is a project just exploding with potential and we, as in all of us, have an opportunity to play a role in its development and success.  Howard and his management team are looking for our input.  Let’s roll up our sleeves and see what we can do tackle this “To Do” list, shall we?  Join us: 

  • Visit www.with-tv.com to learn more
  • Read the support letter and sign the Guest Book
  • Submit an article(s) to Blog [with]tv (articles@with-tv.com)
  • Comment on the the Blog and help spread the word (www.withtv.typepad.com)
  • Invest.  Angel Investors and Venture Capital opportunities available
  • Volunteer.  Help is needed in all areas, especially web support, Public Relations and Advertising
  • Send in your resumes and demo reels.  [with]tv is not hiring quite yet.  But they’re looking.
  • Forward this message to those you know with a passion for people!

Please feel free to forward your comments, questions and suggestions to either Howard hrenensland@with-tv.com or to Connie Kuusisto, Blog Master, ckuusisto@with-tv.com

Thank you in advance for your support.

Sincerely,

Connie Kuusisto
Blog Master, [with]tv
ckuusisto@with-tv.com
http://www.withtv.typepad.com

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Say It Ain't So! CNN: Mother Seeks Girl's Womb Removal

Oh No.  Here we go again.  This article was brought to my attention via a link from Femineste who already has quite a string of comments in response.  Check them out. 

Apparently the "Ashley Treatment" debate had not made it’s way across the Atlantic Ocean.  At least there is no indication of such in this CNN article: Mother Seeks Girl’s Womb Removal

Follow the link and you find these "Story Highlights"

  • Mother seeks to have womb of severely disabled daughter, 15, removed
  • Briton wants to prevent cerebral palsy sufferer feeling pain of menstruation
  • UK doctors seek legal advice to see if they can perform hysterectomy 
  • Charity for disabled says move could infringe human rights

Perhaps before a definitive decision is made on behalf of this young lady who they claim has no say, all parties might want to consult with Anne McDonald.  Granted, the mother seeking to remove her daughter’s uterus is not talking about a "growth attenuation" procedure.  But where does one draw the line?

Brace yourselves for another round of, shall I say, "spirited" debate.

~ Connie

Here goes:

"Ashley’s Back" by Emma;
UK Mom seeks hysterectomy for daughter with CP by Wheelie Catholic;
We Do Know Better by Penny L. Richards;
Another Assault on Human Rights by David

Tragic update as of today, October 10, 2007: "Doctor at center of stunting debate kills himself"