Alright, I admit it: I talk a lot. I wake up talking. I talk like a man who has had a gallon of Turkish coffee. (Note: when you’re in Greece don’t call it "Turkish coffee").
I woke this morning and said "bean sprout and Buddha" though I don’t know why. Then I said "winged chestnuts and garland of daisies".
I do not know why I say such things. I do not have Tourette’s and I can control my impulses to sing and dance for the most part, unless I have had too much of the grape.
The troubling thing is that I tend to wake up in a state of advanced good cheer. This is very annoying to the people who must share the kitchen with me. I’m talking right away about the kings of France and about the swell shoes they used to wear at Versailles.
I am, in short, full of exquisite dung. I am a minor character in Finnegan’s Wake.
Tuesday; walnut; hardware; ballet; ars moriendi; blow fish; spoon dropped in the snow…
I wake this way.
And sometimes I wish it might be otherwise.
On the bright side: I don’t have to fawn after the news for good cheer. I am glad that Alberto Gonzalez has resigned from the Justice Department. I am glad that the New York Mets are in first place in the National League East. I’m very glad that the Chicago Cubs are making a run for the Central Division.
I’m glad that genetic research is becoming a branch of linguistics.
I’m glad that autumn is coming and that college football will be returning this weekend.
I’m grateful to live on the same planet as Bishop Tutu.
But like Paul Simon, sometimes I feel like the only living boy in New York. I can get all the news I need from the weather report. I wake up saying "cake walk; la vie en rose; big bang; photo synthesis siblings…"
"Goodbye, Alberto. Goodbye grimy soap. Goodbye propeller hat. Goodbye walking catfish."