Getting My Malarky Back

I’ve been informed by perspicacious allies that I’m in danger of becoming a Facebook “Funkmeister”, a veritable “Eyore” of “What’s on Your Mind” mechanics. The reason is rather simple: over the course of the winter, following the re-election of Barack Obama I have become a gloomy gus. This would be alright, save that like everybody on Facebook I assume my state of mind has utility. So, for instance, as the social safety net for people with disabilities and the elderly is taken apart by beltway bandits I hit the send button, letting loose my dark experctorations. 

 

The sad thing is I used to be funny. Even when I became an academic I was funny. I once told a room full of dolorous college administrators that I had to leave the meeting right away, because, I said, “I forgot about the bees!” and I ran from the room in stylized and highly convincing feigned terror. I escaped a very boring meeting. And of course for some time following I had to pretend I was a bee keeper. But the lie was worth the cost.  

It is good to be resourceful in a sub-rosa and dented way. My mother once confounded a traveling bible salesman by complimenting him on his camel hair blazer, then telling him all about the agony of John the Baptist who dressed in camel skin and, well, did he know that camel skin when wet starts to shrink, and worse, it a hot climate it causes profuse ithing? She went on in this manner, inviting the poor man to imagine John’s need to “get naked” at every oppotunity–and holding forth on the failure of biblical exegesis to put the whole matter in a proper light. On and on she went until the man ran away. He quite literally bounded across the lawn with his oversized satchel banging off his thighs. 

 

So what has happened to me? I’ve always been a progressive person–in junior high school I lectured classmates on the imbecility of voting for Nixon over Hubert Humphrey in our school’s “straw poll”–and I’ve been outspoken as an adult against every conceivalble imperial American blunder. But leave progressive politics out of the matter, I’ve become an almost irretrievable grump. 

 

Is it Facebook? Blogging? The easy megaphone of social media? Is it the natural coefficinet of aging? “The world used to be a better place, blah blah…” 

 

I don’t think so. The world is a better place today than it was during the Nixon admnistration. And its certainly better than it was in the ’50’s. 

 

Are we less civil now than we used to be? That’s hard to imagine when you think about the Civil War or the terrible sight of the KKK marching in Washington. 

 

Is it my camel hair underpants? 

 

I need to get my malarky back. 

 

Its time for me to dance in new costumes under the windows. 

 

Bring on the bible salesmen! 

 

 

DUI Inmate Spent Two Years In Solitary Confinement, Without Trial

(Daily Kos)
March 8, 2013

DONA ANA COUNTY, NEW MEXICO– [Excerpt provided by Inclusion Daily Express] We all know that lack of access to health care has condemned millions of children and adults in this country to jail. Kids whose parents can not afford to get them inpatient treatment for diseases like schizophrenia and bipolar disorder are told to have the courts declare them truant or unruly. Once they are locked up, the families are told, their child will be eligible for “free” mental health.

We all know that the mental health services offered to these people while in custody are poor. Sometimes, there is no mental health care at all. Getting any type of medical care while in prison requires a clear head and perseverance. If you are a bright prisoner with a bad heart, you can probably get your state penitentiary to refer you to a cardiologist by threatening to sue them if they do not. But if you are not even sure who you are or where you are or what is wrong with you, then you can never hope to jump through the hoops the criminal justice system will set between you and the medical care you need.

We all know this. But a story at ABC allows us to feel what it is like to be mentally ill in a country that is more willing to incarcerate than it is to offer medical treatment.

Jail officials, recognizing that the patient suffered from mental illness, decided that looking him up in solitary for two years would be an adequate treatment. He was allowed access to mental health treatment for a couple of weeks in those two years, immediately got better — and then was forced back into solitary as he was awaiting his trial.

You caught that last part, right. He was awaiting trial. He was never convicted of anything. Prosecutors decided not to press charges, because he was not fit to stand trial. But he was considered fit to spend two years locked in a box where his mental status and health deteriorated.

Entire article:
Prepare to Cry

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/03/07/1192429/-Prepare-to-Cry
Related:
Prisoner Left in Solitary 2 Years Receives $15.5M Settlement (ABC News)

http://tinyurl.com/ide0308137b

UN Rights Chief Stresses Need To Promote Employment Of Persons With Disabilities

(United Nations)
March 8, 2013

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND– [Excerpt provided by Inclusion Daily Express]  The United Nations human rights chief today called for promoting the employment of persons with disabilities and removing the obstacles that impede them from working on an equal basis with others.

“The right to work is a fundamental human right that is inseparable from human dignity,” said High Commissioner for Human Rights Navi Pillay. “Not only does it provide individuals with the means to make a living and support their families; insofar as work is freely chosen or accepted, it contributes to their development and recognition within their communities.”

“Work carries no less meaning to persons with disabilities,” she told the Human Rights Council in Geneva, as it held its annual discussion on human rights and persons with disabilities.

Ms. Pillay noted that when the Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities was adopted in 2006, it embodied an “important shift” in the way that the global community viewed persons with disabilities.

“Prior to this, they had been regarded as mere recipients of charity, goodwill or medical care,” she said. “The Convention challenges these perspectives, establishing that persons with disabilities are holders of human rights on an equal basis with others.”

Entire article:
UN rights chief stresses need to promote employment of persons with disabilities

http://tinyurl.com/ide0308132

It's Still Our War

Yesterday there was a lot of sanctimonious writing in “the spheres” about the terrible repercussions of the W Bush admin’s war in Iraq. I looked at most of the major outlets and saw lots of hand wringing about the cost of the war, the loss of American prestige, the blown opportunity to develop good relations with the broader middle east, the ostentatious and narrow ideas of the neo-cons, etc. But nowhere did I see a lament for the approximately 200,000 Iraqi civilians who were killed. Even progressive outlets managed to leave this out. Meantime, people are crowing about Rand Paul’s filibuster. How about trying George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for war crimes? And let’s throw in Henry Kissinger while we’re at it. For my money Christopher HItchens’ best book remains his Kissinger indictment which is both morally and factually unassailable.

 

 

Protesting the DSM 5

Back in December 2012 I wrote a blog post entitled “Good-bye Little Professor, Hello Sow’s Ear” and took Issue with the modifications and deletions in the DSM-5. Accordingly I was pleased to read of Jack efforts to boycott the manual. He writes on his blog “Mad In America” about the human difficulties of standing up for people with mental illnesses. Bravo, sir!

 

Ever since we launched our DSM-5 Boycott three weeks ago, we’ve received support from organizations and individuals but have become entangled in more wrangling than I ever would have anticipated. While some folks have endorsed our approach and our immediate objective, curtailing the sales and the use of the new DSM, many others have criticized our tactics and strategy and have suggested we stop what we’re doing and start all over again.

Most of the comments have been pointed but civil, but a few have been personal and fierce enough to make me wince. My wife has helped keep me somewhat grounded, reminding me, as only someone who’s known me for thirty-five years can, “Well, what did you expect?” When a few sympathetic individuals attempted to commiserate over the barrage of criticisms directed my way, I tried to remain philosophical and remarked, “It seems some folks are unhappy because we haven’t declared the revolution and others because they’re afraid we might.” Another of our Boycott Committee members suggested I stop responding to the more provocative e-mails I was receiving. You know; what if they gave a war and nobody came?


 

Local Literacy

 

Storm from the north. Those were provincial days, local kids grabbed the bumpers of cars in snow and sailed down the streets. Lights in the houses glittered like the eyes of lions. There was a house, utterly dark, where we said the enemy lived. Of course there were no enemies, save for high school teachers. We read the handwriting stretched out on all sides. It was a small city, mind you.  We were the bookish kids. 

Scenes from the Café

 

By Andrea Scarpino

 

An elderly man in dress shirt and pants, brown dress shoes with Velcro closures. His hands shake as he holds a short story collection, turns each page. Between his knees, a black cane and tote bag filled with books. 

 

Two women from Eastern Europe—Romania maybe?—dark hair and eyes, slender bodies. Both wear fur vests, carry beautifully tailored leather bags. Their language lilts in the space between them, unfamiliar (to my ear) consonants. 

 

A man wearing a gray flat cap and black-framed glasses works on his laptop. Leans around the white stone wall separating his table from the table next to him, asks the woman sitting there to explain how to use the words ‘to’ and ‘too.’ ‘English is my second language,’ he says. The woman leans around to read his laptop screen. 

 

A tourist couple wearing heavy winter coats share a pot of tea, the turquoise china set between their hands, their unfolded maps. New mothers push plastic covered strollers in from the rain. Three women with white hair tie bright scarves around their necks, fasten them with gold broaches. 

 

And suddenly, my father. Through plate glass windows, my father in a boxy suit, black briefcase in each hand. He walks quickly, slightly limping from his bad knee, and is out of my sightline before I can wave my hand. But a wave would have been ridiculous: my father is dead. And the man didn’t look my way, that ghost of my father didn’t see me. Another woman’s father, maybe. 

 

London. Bath. Café after café: I watch a woman eat chocolate cake for breakfast, a business-looking man reading a folded paper, a man who worked the night shift—red plaid shirt, dirty knit cap—sleeping on a corner sofa. Listen to a couple discuss William and Kate’s expected baby—a girl, the woman claims. 

 

Café as meeting place, resting place. Pause in the middle of the day. Time to be anonymous, alone in thought. Time to eavesdrop on others’ lives, imagine their lives as my own for a moment: if I wore that fur vest, who would I be? If I met that girlfriend with two-year old twins? If I came here to write, ask help of those around me? I sit and watch and listen. I ask myself again and again: who of these myriad variations do I want to be?