Ed Bighead has a permanent wedgie and in his comic book life he spends his days trying to ruin the good times of others. Now if you’re a maker of analogies you will see all kinds of reticulated similitudes because there’s an Mr. Bighead in every minute of every day and there’s no help for it. The ubiquitousness of Bighead-ism prompted Mark Twain to observe that the world is filled with stupid people and that wasn’t really the problem, the problem he said was that lightning isn’t more efficient.
Who is the Mr.Bighead in your life? Please send your comments for the time has come for a cyber confabon the subject of passive-aggresiveBig Headed Wedgie-ism.
For me the current personal Bighead is a certain bus driver who always pulls his bus to a stop directly in front of a street sign. At the impersonal level my vote is for Rush Limbaugh whose wedgie is most certainly–oh never mind. I was going to say something about Freud’s description of the symbolic implications of the nether partsin dreams. But you have plenty of imagination. I wish you a good day. I really do.
My cousin was the first person to introduce me to “the wedgie”and he did it the straightforward way. “Would you like a wedgie?” he asked. “Sure,” I said.