Top Ten Reasons “Normal People” Wish They Were Disabled…
- We have that “cute little logo”.
- We don’t have to stand up for the national
- We have psychic powers: All disabled people know all other disabled
- They’re jealous of our specialty clothing.
- Disabled people are “more musical”.
- We have sign language and Braille and other
- We can park anywhere, just like the Pope.
- We have really cool pets and we can take them
- We have our own stalls in public restrooms,
some with âhigh-techâ devices.
And the number
one reason normal people wish they could be disabled:
- Airline employees are actually forced to help us.