Inventions for our political moment…

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Inventions for our political moment:

  1. “The Trump Pump”–just like dynamite in the out house it blows shit everywhere. Lots of noise. Gentle folk become confused. There’s a toilet seat up in a tree.
  2. The “Spox Box”–picture a tiny rectangular lava lamp with Rachel Maddow or that tight whitey from Fox inside. Bubbles going up and down.
  3. “Live Free or Die, Right Now”–a New Hampshire inspired crowdsourcing game. You show up waving two boiled lobster claws, wearing no mask, with an automatic rifle strapped to your back. You get COVID and die in a substandard hospital in Portsmouth.
  4. The Hangdog White Apology mask for old liberals: sounds eerily like post-war Nazis–“I swear we didn’t know what was really going on.”
  5. The “Bezos Box”–straight from Amazon to your door. Looks like a coffee table but you can use it as a casket.

Author: skuusisto

Poet, Essayist, Blogger, Journalist, Memoirist, Disability Rights Advocate, Public Speaker, Professor, Syracuse University

One thought on “Inventions for our political moment…”

  1. Dear Uncle Wiggly: Only kind of hospital there is in Portsmouth. But I think the real live free or die state these days is clearly South Dakota. Bulldog

    On Mon, Nov 16, 2020 at 8:44 AM Planet of the Blind wrote:

    > skuusisto posted: “Inventions for our political moment: “The Trump > Pump”–just like dynamite in the out house it blows shit everywhere. Lots > of noise. Gentle folk become confused. There’s a toilet seat up in a tree. > The “Spox Box”–picture a tiny rectangular lava lamp ” >

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