“How did you get that way?”
“How many fingers am I holding up?”
“How do you dress yourself?”
“How do you find the toilet?”
“Can you see what I look like?”
“Who selects your clothes?”
“How do you know people aren’t cheating you?”
“How do you watch movies?”
“Can I pray for you?”
“Do you know my friend X who is also blind?”
“How do you know where you’re going?”
“How does your dog know when to cross the street?”
“Do you have a girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.?”
“Do you really have a job?!!”
“Are you a veteran?”
“Were you always like this?”
Rinse and repeat.
Planet of the Blind 